"Honestly, do I really look like a MinPin? I may act like them occasionally ... or even yap like them once in a while ... and have the same zest for life as a MinPin ... but I am a German Shepherd through and through ."
"Besides, a MinPin looks more like this ... can't you see the difference now? They even swim like me. Hey, maybe they are the world's smallest German Shepherds!! ... NOT!!"
"Anyway, I hope I've made myself doggone clear. I am NOT a MinPin! I am the "Bestest" Frisbee Chasin', Football Catchin', Swimmin' Shepherd in the world! Now that we have that straight ... Everyone into the Pool!"